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“There's only one day at a time here, then it's tonight and then tomorrow will be today again.”
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Every time I encounter someone masturbating at omegle I start describing the process and horridness of menstruation. I even give them a figurative comparison by explaining how “that time of the month” is like that elevator scene from the shining. Very few keeps on wanking off afterwards.


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It probably shouldn’t, but it upsets me a little that the “butts” tag on tumblr is so sexualized and nsfw. When I searched for butts I was looking cute butts, like that gif zooming in on captain america’s butt when he is boxing at that punching bag in the avengers, or a girl proudly showing off a pair of jeans that makes her look bootylicious.

I wasn’t looking for some guy with the backside of his junk up at the camera or a girl spreading her cheeks to the camera to show her asshole. Idk, the word “butt” just sounds so innocent to me, am I really the only one who associates it with something cute?


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Vodka makes me less socially anxious could I get a free prescription please


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Well I just took sleeping pills for the first time ever and I feel like sleeping beuty or something, like I’m gonna be asleep for 120 years and that my dreams will be one hell of a vivid hallucination mess


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" Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."
Jean-Paul Sartre

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" Punctuality is the thief of time"
Oscar Wilde

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" For each person there is a sentence—a series of words—which has the power to destroy them."
Philip K. Dick   (via catelynstarks)

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" There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time."
Coco Chanel

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" She wanted none of those days to end, and it was always with disappointment that she watched the darkness stride forward."
Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

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" Time can be a greedy thing-sometimes it steals the details for itself."
Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner